"The Orc and the Pie"

by Monte Cook

The World's Shortest (Yet Technically Complete) Adventure

Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.

Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.

Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.

Room 1: [The Orc's Pie Room] read the following text to the players:

 You see an orc with a pie.
 The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.

Creature: An orc.

Treasure: A pie.

Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.

Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.


Last modified: 2017/12/17 20:45